
Former Law Clerk About To Stand Trial For Allegedly Impersonating Judge Found Dead In Apparent Suicide
Before her death, she expressed remorse over wearing the judge's robes.
Before her death, she expressed remorse over wearing the judge's robes.
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It's ridiculous, but it's true.
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* The clerk who allegedly took a turn at judging has been fired. [Chicago Tribune] * DLA Piper partner Joseph Finnerty was fined and resigned from a public position after fundraising fiasco. [Law360] * The ABA Journal's 2016 Legal Rebels revealed! This is like the Vogue September issue, except for nerdy lawyers. [ABA Journal] * The ABA is taking a tough line with a couple of law schools, but is this show of force still too late to save its accreditation status? [Inside Higher Ed] * Oh look, Chris Brown's in the news again! [ABC News] * Paul, Weiss is investigating the alleged culture of sexual harassment at Fox News and they're facing a lot of skepticism. [Law.com] * One client is drawing a firm line with law firms: alternative fee arrangements or else. [Corporate Counsel]
Sorry, but there's no such thing as playing judicial dress-up.